Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Goofy Visits the Cable Store
So I call up my buddies at Time Warner Cable to figure out how much blood I will need to shed in order for my new HDTV to actually get an HD signal. Surprise of surprises...it's FREE! I didn't think anything from the cable company was free! Not even their silly version of the TV Guide is free ($2.75 a month...ouch!)
All I need to do is disconnect my cable converter box, take it into the Time Warner store and exchange it for an HDTV converter box.
So I did. And this is what happened...
As I walk in the door, I notice a large gathering of customers, each clutching a different species of cable box in their hot little hands. I also notice a very-large-print sign on the door declaring that they are out of HD converter boxes and they won't have more until next week.
I ignore the sign. I take a number. I wait. I realize how heavy a cable converter box is.
Finally, my number is called.
Me: Hi! (smile and pause) I'm HOPING that you all have an HD converter box for me. (smile again, sweetly)
Time Warner Cable Girl: Um...that IS an HD converter box you have there. (points to the metal box in my hands)
Me: Um...NO! It's not.
TWCG: Yep. It is.
Me: No, it's not!! (what are you...stupid?) We've had this box for a year and a half! (No, I'm not sure what my logic was here, either)
TWCG: See the HDTV logo on the front. (points) You've already got one! (now she smiles sweetly)
Me: (stammering now) Well...why aren't we getting HDTV then!?!? (Huh? HUH??)
Me (answering my own question): Wait...Oh...yeah...we didn't get an HDMI cable yet...that's probably why. (starting to eat a nice-sized portion of crow now)
TWCG: Yes, you will need an HDMI cable. Just plug that in and....blah, blah, blah......
Me: (nodding, not listening to instructions because I'm feeling stupid now that I unplugged my HDTV box to go exchange it for another HDTV box...duh)
TWCG: Well, that was easy! Have a good day!
As I turn to leave, I notice that other folks in the cable waiting room are eyeing my HDTV box hungrily and realize that I have something that they cannot get until next week. I hug my HDTV box (!!) tightly, run to my car and speed off.
All I need to do is disconnect my cable converter box, take it into the Time Warner store and exchange it for an HDTV converter box.
So I did. And this is what happened...
As I walk in the door, I notice a large gathering of customers, each clutching a different species of cable box in their hot little hands. I also notice a very-large-print sign on the door declaring that they are out of HD converter boxes and they won't have more until next week.
I ignore the sign. I take a number. I wait. I realize how heavy a cable converter box is.
Finally, my number is called.
Me: Hi! (smile and pause) I'm HOPING that you all have an HD converter box for me. (smile again, sweetly)
Time Warner Cable Girl: Um...that IS an HD converter box you have there. (points to the metal box in my hands)
Me: Um...NO! It's not.
TWCG: Yep. It is.
Me: No, it's not!! (what are you...stupid?) We've had this box for a year and a half! (No, I'm not sure what my logic was here, either)
TWCG: See the HDTV logo on the front. (points) You've already got one! (now she smiles sweetly)
Me: (stammering now) Well...why aren't we getting HDTV then!?!? (Huh? HUH??)
Me (answering my own question): Wait...Oh...yeah...we didn't get an HDMI cable yet...that's probably why. (starting to eat a nice-sized portion of crow now)
TWCG: Yes, you will need an HDMI cable. Just plug that in and....blah, blah, blah......
Me: (nodding, not listening to instructions because I'm feeling stupid now that I unplugged my HDTV box to go exchange it for another HDTV box...duh)
TWCG: Well, that was easy! Have a good day!
As I turn to leave, I notice that other folks in the cable waiting room are eyeing my HDTV box hungrily and realize that I have something that they cannot get until next week. I hug my HDTV box (!!) tightly, run to my car and speed off.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Ready for Christmas?
Christmas trees decorated and lit...Presents wrapped and under tree...
Santa Treasure Hunt gifts hidden and clues scattered throughout house...
Gobs of cookies baked (ginger snaps, spritz, nut butter balls and good ole chocolate chips)...
Stereo loaded with a wide mix of Christmas tunes...
Fridge packed with groceries procured from a noon-hour-fight-the-hungry-crowds grocery store trip...
Chinese menu at the ready (for dinner, of course)...
Bottle of Chardonnay chilling in the fridge...
Christmas may now begin...
Monday, November 17, 2008
Lil Goofy's Literature Hour
Lil Goofy reads some selected passages from his favorite novel "Polar Bear, Polar Bear, What Do You Hear?"
(can you tell we read him this book EVERY night?)

(can you tell we read him this book EVERY night?)
Mmmmm....Banana Cake
This weekend was filled with sugar. Filled! I had some bananas getting that lovely brown color that usually means I will be making Average Jane's Banana Bread soon, but instead I discovered a Banana Cake recipe. My sugar tooth was calling, so I tried it. Wowee! It's fabulous. And fairly easy, for a cake. Okay, you cheat and use a cake mix, but I'm not holding that against this delicious cake. Also, I'm a big cream cheese icing fan. I believe you could put cream cheese icing on a shoe and it would taste great. But it's much better on this great cake!

Banana Sour Cream Cake
1 pkg. (2-layer size) yellow cake mix
3 eggs
1 cup mashed ripe bananas (about 3)
1 cup sour cream
1/4 cup oil
1 pkg. (8 oz.) cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, softened
1 pkg. (16 oz.) powered sugar (about 4 cups)
1 cup walnut pieces, finely chopped
Heat oven to 350 degrees. Beat cake mix, eggs, bananas, sour cream and oil with mixer on low until moistened. Beat on medium 2 minutes. Pour into greased and floured 13x9 pan. Bake for 35 minutes or until toothpick in cake centered comes out clean. Cool cake completely in pan.
Beat cream cheese and butter with mixer on medium until blended. Gradually add sugar, beating well after each addition.
Remove cake from pan. Carefully cut cake crosswise in half using serrated knife.
Place 1 cake half, top-side down, on plate; spread top with frosting. Top with remaining cake half, top-side up. Frost top and sides.
Press nuts onto sides. Sprinkle a few on top if you're feeling sassy. Refrigerate leftovers.
Oh yeah...After making this on Friday, Goofy Junior and I went to a Cinnamon Roll class on Sunday and brought home two pans of cinnamon rolls.

We had to take turns peeling each other off the ceiling. Yowza!

Banana Sour Cream Cake
1 pkg. (2-layer size) yellow cake mix
3 eggs
1 cup mashed ripe bananas (about 3)
1 cup sour cream
1/4 cup oil
1 pkg. (8 oz.) cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, softened
1 pkg. (16 oz.) powered sugar (about 4 cups)
1 cup walnut pieces, finely chopped
Heat oven to 350 degrees. Beat cake mix, eggs, bananas, sour cream and oil with mixer on low until moistened. Beat on medium 2 minutes. Pour into greased and floured 13x9 pan. Bake for 35 minutes or until toothpick in cake centered comes out clean. Cool cake completely in pan.
Beat cream cheese and butter with mixer on medium until blended. Gradually add sugar, beating well after each addition.
Remove cake from pan. Carefully cut cake crosswise in half using serrated knife.
Place 1 cake half, top-side down, on plate; spread top with frosting. Top with remaining cake half, top-side up. Frost top and sides.
Press nuts onto sides. Sprinkle a few on top if you're feeling sassy. Refrigerate leftovers.
Oh yeah...After making this on Friday, Goofy Junior and I went to a Cinnamon Roll class on Sunday and brought home two pans of cinnamon rolls.

We had to take turns peeling each other off the ceiling. Yowza!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Goofy Goes to "Fork & Screen"

I was invited to a 'sneak peek' of AMC Theatres' new in-theatre dining concept, Fork & Screen, last night, and it is SPECTACULAR.
I'm also giving away coupons for free admission and more!
Read all about it here:
KC Word of Mouth
I'm also giving away coupons for free admission and more!
Read all about it here:
KC Word of Mouth
Monday, October 13, 2008
Brotherly Love
Friday, October 10, 2008
The Great Escape
Lil Goofy shows us how he gets out of his room after naptime.
Notice the "Aw, shucks" attitude after the escape.
NOTE: No toddlers were harmed during the filming of this video.
Notice the "Aw, shucks" attitude after the escape.
NOTE: No toddlers were harmed during the filming of this video.
Thursday, October 09, 2008
New Presidential Candidate!
Check this out. She will certainly get my vote!
http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=357563&altf=Hppgz&altl=Hjsm
http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=357563&altf=Hppgz&altl=Hjsm
