Patchouli dog, patchouli dog, why do you smell?
Cause my owner sprayed me well.
With this stuff she bought at the store.
Oh God, I hope there is no more.
It smells like flowers and oils and such.
Oh, how I fear she paid too much.
Because if she tries to spray it twice
I know that I will not be nice.
I will run and jump and leap
and into the muddy yard will creep
To roll around in the bog
So I can smell like a real dog.
NOTE: This is a poem dedicated to my poor dogs, who endured the wrath of me buying ZUM Mist Doggie Spritzer (Lavender-lemon with patchouli) and trying it out on them. Sorry girls!