Tonight, we were driving home from an event where Goofy Junior decided that the stage was his and his alone, and climbed up and started running in circles, while the main speaker was speaking. He was totally hamming it up. I was embarrassed and proud at the same time. Weird feeling. Anyway...
Junior: Turn on the light!
Me: Why do you want the light on?
Junior: TURN ON THE LIGHT! I WANNA SEE.
Me: What do you want to see???
Junior: I WANNA SEE THE LIGHT!
Reads like a bad joke, eh? All true, my friends...all true. We turned on the light and tried not to giggle too loud.