Goofy Junior (holding up tiny stuffed bear): This is my Bay-bee.
Me: Yes, it's your baby bear.
GJ: No, it's not a BEAR, it's a Bay-bee.
Me: It's a baby AND a bear....a baby bear!
GJ (more whiny now): No, it's not a BEAR. It's a Bay-bee.
Me: Well, okay. I guess the tail threw me off.
GJ (turns bear over and examines its butt): That's a tail?
Me: Yes, your baby has a tail.
(I hold up my thumb and wiggle it around like a tail wagging.)
GJ: I have a tail.
Me: You do?! Where?
GJ (shaking his head "no"): I don't have a tail right now.
Me: Oh, so you'll have one later on?
GJ: Yeah, I'll have a tail later.
Me: Oh, okay, thanks for clearing that up.
GJ: (holding up tiny stuffed bear): This is my Bay-bee.