Okay, so I had this dream last night. It was bizarre and weird to the extreme.
I was going to a new doctor for some reason. A physical, maybe? I mentioned the weird back/hip pain that I've been having for like the past four years or so.
The doctor looked at my right knee and found...screws behind my right knee. (why did I never see these before!?) He unscrewed the two screws behind my each side of right knee (and two more he found by my right ankle) and took off the outside of my right leg. There was room for storage in there. What was there? Well, electronics. Obviously, I'm bionic. LOL. But on top of the bionic stuff was....a tray of Mrs. Fields cookies. WTF?
Of course, they were stale, but the doctor ate one anyway.
Like I said, this was one weird dream.
Then, of course, he found the same screws on my left leg, and removed a similar panel from this side, revealing a similar storage area. What was there? Well, to start with, a "Who Sunk My Battleship?" game, already in progress, with all the accompanying pieces, and about a dozen small ball-peen hammers (???).
I can't remember all the stuff that was stored in my legs, but I remember thinking, "This stuff is all from the late 80's. I can't remember putting it there, but I must have. I've been walking around with all this baggage from way back THEN???!!!"
I remember thinking, "Wow! I've been walking around with all this BAGGAGE all this time. It will be so nice to get rid of all this stuff and be lighter". Significance? I dunno. Am I ditching some emotional baggage now that I've been carrying for some time? Dream interpreters, please let me know!
On a related note: I realized when I woke up from this bizarro dream that the right side of my head was facing upwards. (I was laying with my left side on the pillow) Usually, when I dream really creative/bizarre dreams, the right side of my head is upwards, like this. When I have more practical, day-to-day dreams, the left side of my head (brain?) is facing upwards.
Does anyone ever have this same thing occur? Pay attention next time you have a weird (or not weird) dream and let me know. Maybe I'm just imagining this...
p.s. I should mention that right before I went to bed, I watched "Battlestar Galactica", you know...the show where Cylons (robots) look just like humans? And also that I'm reading Stephanie Meyer's newest book "The Host", which is about alien life-forms inhabiting human bodies, while the souls within them are still present. Might explain some of the weirdness.
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who is jason dittle and why does he keep posting things that require removing?
Like the LOLcatz daily digest emails, this was a great laugh in the morning. thank you. keep them coming. I never noticed which direction my head is when waking up from dreams, I just dont have many dreams so I never get into the habit of noticing.....I built a go-cart with my old landlord once. That dream was nearly 10 years ago, and I remember it. But then cant remember close friend's birthdays.....or the mothers' day holiday until its upon me.
Baggage. Hmm. You seem, of all people, the least likely to have baggage.
Some things your dream could mean...
-You excel at doing the robot and didn't even know it
-You have secret aspirations of helping your challenged friend on his shrimping boat
-You shouldn't watch Battlestar Gallactica before bed....or EVER for that matter
-your doctor has been screwing around (how cheesy was that?)
-You have a distorted self perception of yourself in which your thighs and calves are enormously big and spacious
In case you haven't figured it out, I know as much about dream interpretation as I do about the inside of a deer's asshole: virtually none.
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lol-omg-im dying laughing....like outloud.....i have insomnia and cant wake the hubby but i cant stop reading....WOW..
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