Recently heard on the Toddler Phone (aka our 2+ year old, talking on the real phone, which we frequently grab and hit "End", so as not to inadventently call 911):
"I want tacos...and cookies"
What does this mean? Do we order takeout that much? Does he know a place that delivers taco and cookies together? Is it free (as toddlers in general have no money to speak of)?
I didn't have any answers, so I had him put in an order for pie and a glass of milk.
...and I'm still waiting.