Well, if you're a Goofy Girl, that is...
1) Darth Tater: All the fun of Mr. Potato Head in the form of your favorite Star Wars villian. What could be better?
2) Swingline Red Stapler: If you don't know why, go rent the movie "Office Space" this weekend. You'll thank me later.
3) Krispy Kreme Glazed Raspberry-Filled Donuts: A dozen would hit the spot!