I started thinking of Einstein titles that you would never see. Here are some:
Baby Darwin
- Exposes your baby to the wonder of evolution through Darwin's theories
(not available in Kansas)
- Long-hair main character introduces the birds and bees with color and sound
- Visually stimulating real-world objects
Baby Bush
- Grammar can be fun!
- Exposes your baby to sounds of foreign languages
Baby P. Diddy
- Baby's first introduction to rap!
- Features many of P. Diddy's favorite compositions, like Shiny Suit Man and If You Want This Money*
Baby Paris
- Baby learns the value of money and power...and good shoes
...Are there any titles I've forgotten?
*These are real P. Diddy song titles...honest!
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Baby Brittany - baby's first intro into the "do's and don'ts" of dating.
Baby Nick and Jessica - baby's first intro into the "do's and don'ts" of marriage
Baby Bai Ling - baby's first intro into the "do's and don'ts" of fashion
It KILLS me when people act like their kid is going to be smarter just because they watch baby einstein. Yes, we have a few of the videos and they are cute and he LOVES them, but seriously, it's ENTERTAINMENT. We get the same rise out of the kid when we watch football, CNN and oddly enough, Survivor.
Baby Bjork - What Not To Wear On the Red Carpet
Baby DeLay - Into to Ethics
Baby Turner - A Multi-media Playground
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